You play to win the game in Fantasy Football
Wrapping up Week 2 in the Fantasy Football League you wish you were in:
1. (2) North America’s Team (2-0)- Maybe this team was mad that I didn’t have them in the top spot last week because they put up a number (195) that I don’t think will be reached again this year. Also, Chris Johnson and the coach’s son Ronnie Brown were outstanding after subpar performances in Week One.
2. (3) GetchaPopcornReady (2-0)- A bounce back game from Cutler, a monster game from Frank Gore, and the golden leg of Linde-matic were all it took for this team to rout Your Stepdad.
3. (1) Week 11 (1-1)- For those of you that need a translator for Scoot’s team names he’s upset that Crick beat him by 1 point and he gets his chance at revenge in Week 11. As for his actual team, the Hasselbeck injury stings, but I don’t think Seneca Wallace or Kolb are the answer. On the bright side, he’s in the driver’s seat for the “Most Transactions of the Year” Award.
4. (6) You knowshon Niland? (2-0)- It’s only been two weeks, but it’s hard to argue with this team’s consistency. Also, is Vincent Jackson an elite fantasy WR? His numbers say so (and that’s really all that counts in fantasy), but I’m still not on board. It’s almost like how some people think Shia Labeouf is an elite Hollywood actor and I think he’s a twat.
5. (7) Goodell IsAboveGod (0-2)- A tough schedule has them 0-2, but if Eli continues to put up these kind of numbers this team will undoubtedly turn it around.
6. (9) Walk it off McNair (1-1)- Wait a minute. Did a Paris trade offer get accepted? Gangemi what were you…actually that’s the most boring trade I’ve seen in quite some time. A nice win without LT, but his absence has to make you wonder. Also, I was going to make a joke about Paris picking up Vick (who has never been a good fantasy QB) for Week 3, but sure enough The Bear drafted him.
7. (4) TheRealSteveSmith (1-1)- Until Rodgers and Romo put it together this team will be nothing more than mediocre. Also, with the team named after him and two solid games under his belt I think it’s about time to put Steve Smith in the starting lineup.
8. (10) DesertorDisaster (1-1)- Even without Welker this team still steam rolled TheRealSteveSmith in Week 2. By the looks of it I’d say that Schaub and Andre Johnson are back and that the NYG DEF might be a huge positional advantage week in and week out.
9. (5) Tyson+Vick=Friends (0-2)- Brady Quinn only had 11 points against the Broncos, Forte continues to struggle, and they’ve given up the most points in the league.
10. (8) Your Stepdad (0-2)- This team isn’t going to beat anybody if Tom Brady and Brandon Jacobs continue to fall well short of their projections. Luckily for them there’s a lot of season left and I’m pretty sure those two will start to produce.
